K Dogg’s Quick Movie Review

Here’s a short review of a recent movie I’ve seen.

Movie: Matrix Reloaded

Starring: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss

Co-starring:

Rated R

Time: approx. 138 min.

Keanu Reeves reprises his role as Neo. This movie is basically just a continuation of the first movie. In this movie, however, Neo can fly for some reason, he wears a skirt, there's a billion agents, and there are no guns for the most part. I really had no idea what the hell was going on in this movie. I thought that might be because I hadn't watched the original in a really long time. So after watching this movie, I watched the original to refresh my memory. After watching the original, I realized that I still had no idea what the hell was going on in either movie. All I know is Neo flies and he can take scores of those agent dudes in this movie even though he had trouble taking out one of those agent guys in the first movie. I didn't much care for this movie. I fell asleep the first time I tried watching it during that extra long chase scene. This movie still relies mostly on that stupid special effect where everything stops then the whole picture rotates. I grew tired of that effect in the first movie, and I grew even more tired of it in the second movie. The second movie needed more guns and less Kung Fu. I don't like these movies, let I'll probably watch the third one, just so I can review it. Keanu Reeves sucks as a action star. I realized that this movie is basically a Kung Fu version of a terminator movie. I wouldn't suggest wasting time watching this movie. The only good thing about this movie is that it makes the first movie look about a thousand times better by comparison just because there's at least some gun play in the first movie.

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